Two things have led to me posting this gallery: first, I finally bought a Wii ethernet adaptor so I can download all the “virtual console” games, including the original Metroid games, where our lovely Samus Aran originated. Second… well, let’s just post a link here and be done with that - you’ll either understand or you won’t, and you may count yourself as fortunate if you don’t. It’s just weird. Anyhow, the point is that I wanted to post some Samus pr0nz, and Gogo Celeb happened to have a set of her fucking Master Chief from Halo and… well. There’s really no way I could get away with NOT making a gallery out of that sort of amazing content, right? So here you go.

Reading this bunch of Megan Fox versus Angelina Jolie stan craziness (and this groupie report, for the Shia LeBeouf fans) reminded me that there’s only two days until Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen hits theaters. I go back and forth on how I feel about star Megan Fox - I mean, I know she’s hot, but I’m still kinda sore at her for calling Wonder Woman lame - yes, I know that’s a totally nerdy reason to dislike someone, shut up - but I do love me some Shia and I did really enjoy the first movie, so I’m pretty pumped to see how the sequel turns out, and I know that I can’t be the only one. So to bring everyone’s excitement for the movie to a whole new level, here’s some Transformers-themed sex toons from Gogo Celeb, featuring both the two human stars AND all of their giant, robotic friends getting in on all the action!

So the time has finally come - Resident Evil 5 has been released! And since I know that a few of you will eventually pull yourself away from your console of choice to browse for some internet porn, I decided to give you the best of both worlds: Resident Evil hentai. This particular set comes from Gogo Celeb, which I’ve featured here on Gamer Fetish before due to their constant adding of high-quality video game hardcore. So yeah, this set obviously is based on the third live-action movie in the franchise, Resident Evil: Extinction, so we’ve got some Ali Larter and Milla Jovovich action going on. Which rules, because I have one of the biggest girlcrushes known to man when it comes to Milla. Seriously, listen to her commentaries on the DVDs, not only is she super-hot, but she’s also a total dork and I love her for it. But that’s not really the topic at hand… so um, enjoy your break from killing zombies, check out Gogo Celeb and if you feel like it, leave a comment telling me your thoughts on the new game!

I’ve only seen the first few episodes of LOST, and I mostly only watched because one of the cast members who died off pretty early in the series, Shannon, was played by a chick I knew in high school. For some reason, the series didn’t grab me like it seems that it did to most people who watched it… who knows why. But anyhow, I can at least admit that the main characters Jack and Kate are pretty attractive people, and while I don’t know exactly how shit has played out, in the first season I could sense some sexual tension between the two. So I wasn’t surprised to find that Gogo Celeb had some hardcore comics featuring the two… and while I could give two shits about LOST, I know that plenty of people love it… and since I’m such a giving person, here it is. Enjoy!